“Before I make you boss, I want to tattoo “Assistant” around your asshole.”
“Bosses are like assholes—everybody’s got one. Well, everyone except the unemployed. But still, bosses are like assholes, in that they are assholes. ”
“I want to see your tattoos." "You do, huh?”
“You know, I'd get a tattoo with your name on it. Only, I want you to have the freedom to change your name if you want to.”
“I don't want to boss anyone and I don't want to be bossed.”
“Having a baby is like getting a tattoo on your face. You really need to be certain it's what you want before you commit.”