“Before I make you boss, I want to tattoo “Assistant” around your asshole.”

“Bosses are like assholes—everybody’s got one. Well, everyone except the unemployed. But still, bosses are like assholes, in that they are assholes.
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“I can guess which car my boss drives. I’ll just look for the one with the hole in the back, like an asshole.”

“I got tapped for the job position. As soon as I felt it on my shoulder, I turned around and my boss told me.”

“I want to be the boss, and have my name embossed on the corner office door.”

“I just got around to brushing my teeth today, and now my asshole smells minty fresh.”

“-The good guys are coming, boss. What do you want me to do?-Don’t just stand there, you idiot. Ram them with your erection!”