“Before I sold used cars, I sold used horses. Mostly to glue factories.”

“A brick could be used like a used car salesman uses people. I know, because I used to sell cars. Well, technically I got fired precisely because I didn’t sell any cars.
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“I drive a car that’s covered in fur, because before the automobile, there was the horse.”

“I used to have straw-colored hair. Horses loved it.”

“I found love when I stopped looking for it. And I sold it precisely when everyone else began their search.”

“This book comes with its very own logo (logo sold separately).”

“I’m a natural salesman. I sold my soul to the devil. I’m so shrewd that I got pennies on the dollar for it. Ha! Wait, a buyer who gets pennies on the dollar is the clever one in the deal. Damn it! Lucifer tricked me!”