“Black holes are darker than magic markers, but not as black as my mood.”

“I sell black markers on the black market. I am personally responsible for 50% of all truck stop urinal poetry.”

“Night—it’s the only thing that will cover up one of my black moods. Good thing my depression isn’t an every day kind of thing. It’s an after day thing.”

“Of all the things God created, from sunrises and rainbows, to black holes and humor, cats are the most fascinating to me.
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“What’s blacker than black? Does summer shade have a shadow? Is that how loneliness looks and where it lurks?”

“In society’s daylight, black people are invisible. Black people are also invisible at night. Hooray for flashlights!”

“I buy black clothes, so I can hide behind my shadow.”