“Black holes are darker than magic markers, but not as black as my mood.”
“It was darker than a pitch-black panther, covered in tar, eating black licorice at the very bottom of the deepest part of the Black Sea.”
“My life is a black hole of boredom and despair.""So basically you've been doing homework.""Like I said, black hole.”
“It was amazing what an hour with her sketchpad could do for her mood. She was sure that the lines she drew with her black marker were going to save her years of worry lines in the future.”
“I sell black markers on the black market. I am personally responsible for 50% of all truck stop urinal poetry.”
“Oh,you. The usual. With you gone and Easton Heights in reruns, my life is a black hole of boredom and despair.""So basically you've been doing homework.""Like I said,black hole.”