“Bosses are like assholes—everybody’s got one. Well, everyone except the unemployed. But still, bosses are like assholes, in that they are assholes. ”
“I can guess which car my boss drives. I’ll just look for the one with the hole in the back, like an asshole.”
“Bitten? You mean you're a-""A werewolf," said the girl. "Like everyone else here. Except you, and the asshole. And the asshole's sister.”
“Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks.”
“Before I make you boss, I want to tattoo “Assistant” around your asshole.”
“Opinions are like assholes, everbody's got one.”