“By day I’m a dishwasher in a suit. By night I’m a dishwasher in pajamas.”
“What happens if one day we’re standing in a kitchen, dishwasher empty, oven and air full, you’re washing and I’m drying, and the ring slips down the drain and flushes out to sea?”
“The mass of the rich and the poor are differentiated by their incomes and nothing else, and the average millionaire is only the average dishwasher dressed in a new suit.”
“Farrukh, tonight you have won a dishwasher”
“I’ve got washboard abs. Go ahead, get rid of your dishwasher.”
“When I’m asleep I’m a politician, and when I’m awake I’m a criminal. Throughout the day and night, my mentality never changes.”