“Can I park my horse in the handicapped parking space? It is gimpy and sort of crippled.”

“If a handicapped woman says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask her if that includes parking.”

“Now that parking meters have shifted from quarters to credit cards, I worry someone will steal my identity, my wallet, and my car and drive around town parking all over the place.”

“I snagged a good parking spot. I also snagged my sweater in the process.”

“I heard my friend’s car wouldn’t start, so I mailed him a parking lot. I should be a politician.”

“I like to hike in state parks, but one thing I can’t stand is pants. So I don’t wear any. My wallet is tube shaped. Can you guess where I keep it?”

“I like watching people stretch in the park. It's my new favorite pastime since I bought a portable rack.”