“Clone One’s last name will be Martz. Clone Two I’ll call Martinez.”
“I’ll make fun of him, but I’ll call him Him, because if I use his name I’ll immortalize him. After all, who is he? He’s merely my clone.”
“I’ll make a name for myself, after I make a copy of myself. The key to a productive life is cloning.”
“I want to meet a woman named Sherry who only drinks brandy, and a woman named Brandy who only drinks sherry. Then I’ll offer each one of them one magical night of sex with me, in the form of two of my clones.”
“I’m going on vacation, and I’m leaving my clone in charge. I’ll be gone, but I’ll be here.”
“I’ll refer my clones to businesses and negotiate a better price for myself. And for myselves.”