“Clones: Why should you take the blame for your mistakes when there’s a genetic replica of yourself that’d make a perfectly good scapegoat?”

“Who’d cum first, you or your clone? To find out, why don’t you go fuck yourself?”

“To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone.
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“Do I look like someone you know? Well you don’t know me, so why don’t you go bother my clone? And if you do see my clone, tell him I should have made an omelet out of him when I had the chance.”

“The coolest way to be cool is to be yourself, because nobody can be you but you. Well, aside from your clone.
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“As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone.”

“On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones.”