“Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers.”
“If I could build my own neighbors, I’d have no need to build a fence. I would tell you, “I would tell you, but you wouldn’t understand,” but you wouldn’t understand what you wouldn’t understand.”
“You can build with brick, and you can also destroy with a brick. ”
“After my first coaching experience, the field looked more like Gettysburg than a normal defeat. But it wasn’t that bad, as only about half my team lay dead, while the rest were merely dying.”
“A brick is a fraction of a building, and a brick is like a building—if you're like an ant. ”
“I would rather build a relationship than a wall. Can you pass me another brick?”
“One brick is not a wall. Unless you’re an ant, and then it’s not only a wall, it’s a building—a building that has no doors, windows, or people in the form of managers that I’d like to smash in the face with a building (or a brick). ”