“Competition is healthy. Especially when all your competitors are unhealthy, and hopefully sick and absent during the competition.”

“Let the best of your competition take out the rest of your competition, while you rest and then take out only that one guy.”

“Add smoke, not fire. You want to confuse your competition, not kill them.”

“I’d rather go into a competition as the underdog. Less pressure to perform, and more motivation.”

“I once got 7th place in a swim meet. Being top 8 is an accomplishment, especially when you consider that including me, there were seven competitors.”

“A brick could be used for a calf muscle implant for a bodybuilder who wants a competitive edge.
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“Give me 10 pins and a hardwood lane, and I’ll bowl. Just as long as that bowl is full of spaghetti. I’ll always be a champion, when I’m the only one in the competition.”