“Death is coming—but hopefully not before old age, decrepitude, and senility.
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“Surviving cancer is cool, but surviving old age is cooler.”

“Wrinkles don’t signify old age, they signify a lack of ironing skills or a dearth of hangers to hang clothes on.”

“Too many men have died in the name of old age. I know, because my grandmother was one of them.”

“I’m twice as old as she is tall. She’s half my age in height. We have a David and Goliath kind of love.”

“My #love stories have happy endings, because I stop the tales before dejection, dementia, and death occur.”

“Pride must be a summer thing, because it "comes before the fall.”