“Death is the only equality guaranteed in life. A poor man will die just as surely as a rich man.”

“I'm not afraid of death, I'm just not sure there is life after the honeymoon.”

“Life is struggle. Poor people struggle to get money, and rich people struggle to keep their money.”

“I was crying on the inside, but on the outside, to the casual observer, and to the man who was dying, I was laughing. That man was my father, and I haven’t laughed that hard since his funeral. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“In a depression, I’d imagine rich people try to dress like they’re poor, and poor people try to dress like they’re rich. As for me, I try to dress exactly like my clone would.”

“My dad was born poor, made a fortune during his life, and then died suddenly—murdered by his only son, leaving his vast estate to a daughter I didn’t know he had.”

“A Yes-man is always a somebody. Only a No-man is a nobody.”