“Dipping my sticky glove into the bowl, I grabbed a handful of fingers. That’s five, if you’re counting.”

“I have so many friends I couldn’t even count them on one hand—not even if I had six fingers. Now, if I had seven fingers, I could count on them, but I still wouldn’t be able to count on my friends.”

“I always wear gloves when I wash my hands. That’s also how I make love, and if you buy now I’ll throw in an extra bar of soap for FREE.”

“Experience counts for something. I count with my fingers. I could count on you, but you’ve only got one finger for me (the middle one).”

“There’s a hair in my soup. That’s the problem of using my helmet as a bowl.”

“The pain I felt when I lost my glove was nothing compared to the pain I felt losing my hand as well.”

“I put gloves on before I put gloves on, so I don’t get my gloves dirty.”