“Disregard my order to disregard my order. And that’s an order.”

“I run my household like a marathon. That’s 26.2 miles of me taking orders from my significant other, who has significantly more control over the relationship than I do.”

“God ordered the world and all things in it, and I ordered a pizza and all things on it.”

“At Starbucks I like ordering a “Tall venti in a grande cup.” That’s basically me asking for a small large in a medium cup.
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“I wish success could be ordered like delivery pizza, because I’d order take out.”

“I belong to a secret order. We all have OCD, so you’d better believe we have order.”

“When congratulations are in order, I like to wait until they’re out of order to offer a high five or enthusiastic pat on the back.”