“Do I own my soul, or would two of my clones?”
“As a person, I have to claim my persona as my own. If I don’t, my clone will do it for me.”
“If you are who you associate with, then I am my own clone.”
“My clone will have my mind, but I don’t mind. Two heads are better than one—especially when those two are one and the same.”
“I am my own clone. I’m not who I was yesterday, but then again I am.”
“I wish to report an attempted murder—on my clone. Someone tried to drink my semen out of beaker number two.”