“Dogs are exceptionally intelligent creatures. My dog, for example, taught me that not only am I a cat person, but that it isn’t really a dog at all, but that it is in fact a cat.”

“Loyalty is for the dogs. Count me among the cats. And count me twice—once for each of my faces.”

“To some dogs I don’t like cats, to some cats I don’t like dogs, and to some people I don’t like. Mostly the people I don’t like are lawyers, lobbyists, and politicians.”

“I won't read a book whose pages have been dog-eared, because I'm more of a cat person.”

“When someone asks, Dogs or cats? I usually say, For what, dinner?”

“I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.
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“My name is Two Dogs Wink While Chewing. It’s not an Indian name, nor one that reflects my cat-loving nature.”