“Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate).
 It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient.”

“I invented underwear with only one leg hole, for people who like to concentrate on frozen orange juice while bungee jumping from a tampon string.”

“A chef should make a dish using only my words as ingredients. My words will taste great in your mouth.”

“My love may be invisible, but that doesn’t mean you can’t taste it. (It tastes like a sonic boom, only not as bitter).”

“To make my meal in a box taste better, I decided to tweak the logo, rather than the ingredients.”

“I can taste one sugar crystal, just like I can feel one Cupid (the metric unit of measurement for love).”

“When all the trees are dead, I’ll be there, drinking freshly squeezed orange juice.”