“Economist should be spelled echonomist, because they all repeat each other.”

“I want to be a standup economist, because isn’t money funny? Actually, without gold backing our currency, it’s all funny money.”

“Ben Bernanke is like an economist on a misty morning, because he hasn’t the foggiest clue.”

“Two mustaches walk into a bar, and the bartender said, “Can I get you a drink?” Both mustaches turned towards each other but said nothing, because they’d each left their mouth at home.
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“I saw two statues talking to each other. I didn’t hear what they were saying, perhaps because they were whispering.”

“We were getting a divorce. But not from each other. Then we were going to get married. But not to each other.”

“Falling in love too quickly spells disaster. But I’ve always lived dangerously, and I spell disaster with a Z.”