“Embossed letters represent the topography of typography.”

“I want to be the boss, and have my name embossed on the corner office door.”

“A blanket could represent change, and a brick represents consistency. Do you embrace the blanket, or the brick?
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“Boob, like the object it identifies, is such a well-rounded word. It’s as if “Bo” represents the left breast, and “ob” represents the right breast.”

“I have pride in my name, because I have pride in myself. I do not represent my name—my name represents me.”

“If a clock represented a pie chart, then I just ate a slice of apple pie so large it represents 33 minutes. That means I’m three minutes late for dinner!”

“A brick could be used to represent society as a whole. But to represent society as a half, I’d recommend using either a full carton of half and half, or a half-full carton of whole milk.
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