“Empty packets of hot sauce remind me of the love I used to have for her. Now all I’m left with is this yummy taco.”

“I’m building a hot air balloon out of my love for you. I’m starting with the hot air, and then I’m going to surround that with saran wrap, because after all, I’m only using leftovers.”

“I’m not rich in paper money, I’m rich in packets of sugar. Actually, I’m richer, because at least the packets of sugar have some real value.”

“I have the Denver Omelet of accents. And considering I’m from Denver, it makes sense. Now if I also lived in Cheeseland (Wisconsin) it would make perfect, yummy sense.”

“While I was there, the song reminded me of here. But now that I’m here, the song reminds me of there. But that’s neither here nor there.”

“A brick could be used to remind me of her. I mean everything else reminds me of her, so why not a brick too?
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“This place reminds me of the time I had amnesia. I think. It also reminds me of being in love. That must mean I’m lost.”