“English isn’t my first language—gibberish is.”
“People know two languages: their native language and gibberish.”
“Because Spanish is a feeling-based language that comes first from the heart, just as English is a thinking-based language that comes first from the head.”
“After learning the foreign language Gibberish, I became a dream spokesman.”
“We've been speaking English as a second language so long that we've forgotten it as our first.”
“Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.”