“English isn’t my first language—gibberish is.”

“After learning the foreign language Gibberish, I became a dream spokesman.”

“This isn’t my first Merry-go-round, Cowboy.”

“English is the most dominant language in the world philosophically, culturally, and Jarod Kintzically.”

“I’m bilingual, speaking English and body language. I prefer the latter, because I can speak it silently and without listening and while my back is turned.”

“His first name is Brooks, but his last name isn’t. His last name is Wrinkled, unlike his shirt (he isn’t wearing one).”

“In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense.”