“Even a broken mirror isn’t broken if it allows you to see who you really are—cracked down the middle in your duality.”

“I’ll leave the door cracked, because cracked is better than broken.”

“I came from a broken home. My bedroom window was cracked.”

“If you come by my place, you might see a wheelbarrow full of broken bricks. I broke them with my fist. I was practicing for your face.
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“A bat isn’t a bird isn’t a middle finger.”

“Sexy isn’t my middle name. Lust-factory is, with the hyphen.”

“Amputate your leg, and attach it to the underside of your wobbly, three-legged chair. Fixing your chair is easy. Ask me how to repair your broken erection.
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