“Every mission needs ammunition, even if it’s not bullets, but fiery pep talks.”

“We all need something to embrace, even if it’s just our own torso.”

“I like how cats’ ears can flip inside out. It’s as if they’re saying, Keep talking, human, but I’m not even listening.”

“Writing all day every day is good, but it’s not good enough. You need to have your clone ghostwriting for you too.”

“It’s hard to hear over the racket of gunfire. Politicians want to talk about war, but the people want to talk about peace.”

“It’s disturbing to me that criminals are freely roaming the streets of our nation’s capital. I’m not talking about escaped prison inmates—I’m talking about politicians.”

“There’s always something to talk about, even if you talk about how there is nothing to talk about. Of course, I’m talking about love.”