“Faith: a device of the mind, fed by the soul, that functions like crutches to a man in a wheelchair.”

“Being vulgar to be funny is a crutch, and I prefer wheelchairs.”

“The months roll by like wheels on a wheelchair. Pretty soon it’ll be July. Feels like just last month it was May.”

“I have a handicap on the golf course like you wouldn’t believe. It’s more than a limp, and less than a wheelchair.”

“Not only do I not believe in not believing in God, I’m also a big supporter of crutches, canes, walkers, and anything that helps support man through difficult times.
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“If religion is a crutch, then society is the broken foot.”

“A blanket can be a meditation device. If the blanket is white, and you stare at it, you can blank out your mind and find peace within yourself.
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