“Fighting and dancing are kind of related. Especially if you dance with another man’s woman.”

“I dance like I have a chip on my shoulder. I dance salsa.”

“If you’re going to hit on me, please wear boxing gloves. I get it though, because when I’m dancing it looks like I’m fighting. In the face of violence, I’m just that gentle and sensual.”

“I love tables. And dancing. Oh, and I love table dancing, although Grandmother always says, "Wait until we're finished eating.”

“I dance for a living. At the early bird special you can find me—doing the worm.”

“She had a forehead like a dance floor. You should have seen the way the sun danced on her face in the middle of the night. I never actually saw it because I was always asleep in the middle of the night, but I’ll bet it looked unbelievable.”

“Music is inaudible to deaf people, just as dancing is invisible to me.”