“Flower coffee—less caffeinated, more romantic. I wanted to be with her, but when I was, I felt like I’d rather wither.”

“I’d rather fall in molten lava than fall in love. But I suppose that’s just the romantic me.”

“I’ll bet Ryan Lilly drinks coffee like a flower—a lily. I drink coffee more like two roses and a nose walk into a bar. I would tell you what the bartender said, but to be honest, the bar was pretty noisy and I didn’t hear what he said.”

“I’d rather go into a competition as the underdog. Less pressure to perform, and more motivation.”

“I want to be more like James Bond, and less like Ian Fleming.”

“As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone.”

“When I meet a European, the first thing I say is, “I’d much rather watch football than football.” But I’m just teasing them, and they know I’d really rather watch football than football.”