“For breakfast I want a bowl of sugar with some corn flakes sprinkled on top. Then I want to make sweet love to you.”

“I want to make love to the French Revolution. Or maybe just get some head from Robespierre.”

“Life’s like brown sugar sprinkled on shit. Sure it tastes great, if you don’t mind the smell.”

“As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone.”

“I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle.”

“I wanted “300” to be less about fighting, and more about bowling. At least they could have had the Spartans wear bowling shoes.”

“I don’t want to bring it up, but you do live on the top floor and the elevator’s broken. So that’s why I don’t want to bring it up.”