“For dinner I had seared sneer with a glaze of distant gaze, and a side of mashed pride covered in grace.”

“Much to my delight, I found her panties to be full of mashed potatoes—but I had to supply all the gravy.”

“I had some Mexican for dinner. Who knew cannibalism could be so tasty?”

“I don't like questions at all if they are anything like how I like my mashed potatoes: loaded.”

“I saw him do a No More Potatoes Dance, after he saw me stuff the last of the mashed potatoes in my pocket.
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“I sure wish deodorant tasted like butter, because then I could keep mashed potatoes warm and tasty in my armpits all day long.”

“My mashed potatoes come with a masturbation sound you pour on top, like gravy. I got the recipe from Pee Wee Herman.”