“For God’s sake, man, cover up your erection. Here, use the back pocket of my jeans.”

“I’ve got a pocket full of cash, and a condom full of erection.”

“A blanket could be used as a cover of your favorite song by your favorite cover band.
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“A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up. 
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“The way the crotch of my jeans are constructed makes it look like I have an erection when I don’t. That’s why I wear Spandex—so the whole world can see exactly when I’m stiff.”

“A blanket could be used to find the Brick of Truth. Many lies will be layered on the Brick of Truth to try to cover it up, but the blanket will cover up all the lies, thus covering up the cover up and thereby revealing the Brick of Truth. And don’t try to steal the covers, because the blanket will only provide warmth to the Brick of Truth. 
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“Excuse me, madam, but may I rub my erection up against your buttocks, because I mistakenly took Viagra thinking it was Vitamin C?”