“For the time being I’ll be a being in time. And when I die, I’ll happily be compost for a greener world.”

“When I’m 42, I’ll have 21 years of experience being 21. I’ll be doubly prepared to handle myself in a bar, most likely by avoiding them altogether.”

“I’ll write the time on my wrist, and I’ll cover it up by wearing a watch.”

“I want to do something for a living that when it comes time to retire and I can stop doing it, I’ll want to continue doing it in my free time.”

“I like to meet people and pretend I’ll never see them again. I tend to value things more if I think it’s the last time I’ll get to enjoy it. I’ll savor every moment I believe to be the last.”

“Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise.”

“The essence of courage is timing. Take me, for example. I’ll show up to fight anybody, anywhere. I’ll just show up a day late.”