“Freedom isn't free. But there are some really great coupons if you know where to look. Buy one liberty, get the next one half off.”
“Free pyramids! Buy one, get one half buried.”
“I have half a mustache. It was a gift from my father, who bought one with a Buy One Mustache, Get One Half Off deal. So he kept the full mustache, and gave me the half stache. It looks more like an eyebrow than a mustache.”
“This is the kind of life I've had. Drunk, and in charge of a bicycle, as an Irish police report once put it. Drunk with life, that is, and not knowing where off to next. But you're on your way before dawn. And the trip? Exactly one half terror, exactly one half exhilaration.”
“When you always know what is right, where is freedom? No one chooses the wrong, Jacen Solo. Uncertainty sets you free."-Vergere”
“In America, the glass is neither full nor empty. It is buy one, get one free.”