“Funerals and weddings often take place in the same location. Some would also argue that they sometimes happen at the same time too.”

“Love happens to some people, sometimes. Other times other stuff happens to other people. I’m a person like those people.”

“Some things change, and some things stay the same. The things that change are the things that I wish stayed the same, and the things that stay the same are the things I wish changed.”

“It's sad to see old friends have to move away, but at the same time, you know the retirement home is the best place for them.”

“A blanket could be used to sell two-legged tables to one-legged men. This very same blanket could also teach them some Latin—specifically the phrase “Caveat Emptor.”
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“Where there’s a winner, there’s a loser, and always at the same time. Occasionally even in the same person.”

“If there are two clones, one good and one evil, I can’t kill on sight alone. It’s the same with love. Some love hurts, and some love elevates, but as to which one is which, they are two sides to the same sandwich.
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