“Get off the scale, and get out of my weigh.”

“I want to weigh less, not through diet and exercise, but by acquiring a faulty scale.”

“I just weighed myself, and I thought I weighed 165, but it turns out I weigh 180. Wow! I’ve put on muscle mass and I haven’t even been working out at all!”

“Cats are like mushrooms, only you'll rarely ever hear me scream, "Get off my pizza!" to a pack of mushrooms.”

“I hate noise pollution. Get that filthy soda can out of my ear!”

“I honk at protestors to show my support, and also tell them to get the fuck out of my way.”

“My new employer made me get a drug test, so I ripped off my shirt, flexed my muscles, and said, “You suspect me of taking steroids, don’t you?”