“Give me a bouncy ball. I’ve got some ideas I want to throw at you. Put on your squeaky shoes—we’ve got work to do!”

“I just stepped in shit, and now I’ve got political rhetoric all over my shoes.”

“At the hospital, I won’t be in fair condition. I’ll be in unfair condition, and I’d appreciate it if you brought me a bouncy ball like the one the nurses will have confiscated.”

“I’m going to Australia. But first I’ve got to put on my swimming suit and stretch.”

“I’ve got nothing, but at least I’ve got nothing to lose.”

“I asked her if she’d give me all her love, and she flatly said no. I got excited because while she said she wouldn’t give me all her love, she said nothing about not wanting to give me some of her love.”

“I’ve got washboard abs. Go ahead, get rid of your dishwasher.”