“God ordered the world and all things in it, and I ordered a pizza and all things on it.”

“I wish success could be ordered like delivery pizza, because I’d order take out.”

“Which is more valuable into showing how I think: the order I think of things, or the order in which I arrange them once I’ve thought of them?”

“I belong to a secret order. We all have OCD, so you’d better believe we have order.”

“I’m so lonely, I just need somebody to call me—even if it’s a wrong number. I’m also hungry, so maybe that caller could order me a pizza after they hang up on me.”

“Disregard my order to disregard my order. And that’s an order.”

“When congratulations are in order, I like to wait until they’re out of order to offer a high five or enthusiastic pat on the back.”