“Hair grows out of moles, and for this reason I wish I had a row of moles above my upper lip. It’d be a molestache.”
“Myr, your mole is interrupting my solo”
“Well said, old mole!”
“...blind and naked as an unearthed mole, uncomprehending.”
“I do wish you girls would reconsider my previous offer. You would be my queens...I could dress you in diamonds from head to toe. The Mole Man has so much bling and no one to share it with.'Please...don't say bling...ever again.”
“Unfortunately for Sampson, the naked mole rat was in heat at the moment.”