“Her car is being repaired, so I offered to give her a lift to work tomorrow. I hope she likes piggyback rides.”

“One thing I often get carried away with is piggyback rides.”

“I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home.”

“Education will only take you so far. To go even further, I’d recommend getting a piggyback ride from a midget half your body weight.”

“To be environmentally friendly, I’d ride my stationary bike to work. I hope my career works out, because it feels like I'm just spinning my wheels.”

“I asked her if she’d give me all her love, and she flatly said no. I got excited because while she said she wouldn’t give me all her love, she said nothing about not wanting to give me some of her love.”

“I didn’t have enough money to tip the waitress, so I offered to take her out on a date, provided she paid for dinner. And picked me up.”