“Her mouth contorted, and the wrinkles around her lips were like the dunes of a frosted cupcake. And I just wanted to lick her living word machine (mouth).”

“She yawned so loudly that I wanted to use her mouth as a putt putt golf hole.”

“She had breasts like deflated balloons, and nipples like the wrinkled and floppy part you put your mouth on to blow them up.”

“My lips touched hers, like two butterflies in the wind. Then I went home, cut off my eyelids, and I’ve been living in darkness since.”

“The only thing better than word of mouth is words of mouth. Give me at least two words.”

“She had two lips like strawberries, and the seeds gave her kisses texture. I preferred kissing her over two scoops of vanilla ice cream.”

“Her name was Janice, but I called her Jan because she was born in December—just like Chris T.
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