“He’s being silent again. Tell him to be quiet.”

“When I get to heaven, and I see a being of light, I’m going to ask him if he’s the urologist.”

“I am the dinosaur of love. Specifically, I am a pterodactyl, and you are my silent “p.” Stay quiet woman!”

“He’s a year shorter than me, but he’s a foot younger. I love him like the brother of an only child.”

“Love is the color of red inverted. At least that’s what Gunnar Greenlove told me, and I believe him because he’s from an island where half the people tell only the truth and half tell only lies. Not only that, but the island has a population of two, and I am the other inhabitant.”

“He’s a monk, the fifth of his kind. I call him Monk E, and he is a primate.”

“I’ll make fun of him, but I’ll call him Him, because if I use his name I’ll immortalize him. After all, who is he? He’s merely my clone.”