“His last name was Chew, and I didn’t care if he was Asian, I still screamed, “Not with your mouth open!”

“My first and last name is like a candy bar in your mouth that you can chew on as you say it.”

“He had a last name for a first name, and a last name for a last name, but only because it came after his first name (the one that sounds like a last name). Otherwise, his last name would sound like a first name.”

“His first name is Brooks, but his last name isn’t. His last name is Wrinkled, unlike his shirt (he isn’t wearing one).”

“I’d love to work with an Asian guy named Wu Hu, because just saying his name would get me all pumped up and excited.”

“His last name was Morris, but I called him Mars, because it’s like he was from another planet, like Venus. He was a cross dresser.”

“His name is Randy Randy. Or maybe it’s Randy Randy. I always get his first and last names mixed up.”