“His name is Randy Randy (Or is it Randy Randy?), and he probably makes women doubly horny (randy).”

“His name is Randy Randy. Or maybe it’s Randy Randy. I always get his first and last names mixed up.”

“Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense.”

“You smoke? (Randy)Only when I’m on fire. (Steele)I don’t appreciate your humor, Mr. Steele. (Randy)I’m an acquired taste. (Steele)”

“The least I owe these mountains is a body. - Randy Morgenson”

“Still alive? (Randy)No. I’m a walking corpse. Can’t you tell? (Steele)”

“Rachel isn't a lady," he said as he shut the drawer with a bang. "She's a witch, rhymes with bitch, randy and ready.”