“How big is my penis? Big enough to touch my hands.”
“My penis isn’t big. It just appeared that way because the midget’s hands were so small.”
“When I was poor, I didn't know how big the world was and what a man's life could be. I was too ignorant to make my dreams big enough.”
“I settled opposite him in my favorite chair, low enough that my feet can touch the floor, wide enough to curl up inside, with a little table beside it just big enough to hold a book and a coffee cup.”
“If my penis were big enough to be mistaken for a leg, I am not sure I'd want the world to know. However, I would walk up and down the stairs a lot. What you'd call masturbation, I'd call exercise.”
“My faith is big enough to accept all of God's wonders.”