“How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—if you don’t use them properly.”
“Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?”
“How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” “I don’t know. How many?” “Eight.” “Why?” “Oh, stop overanalyzing it.”
“I can teach you to jump up in five seconds-it takes years to learn how to land properly.”
“history proves that the winning forces are those who put survival first and killing second”
“How many twenty-second-century bureaucrats did it take to change a light panel?We'll have a sub-committee meeting and get back to you with an estimate.”