“I accept all people—even the people I find unacceptable.”

“A brick could be used to revive the spiritual movement in America. But are we as a people willing to accept the unacceptable into our lives? Sadly, I’m afraid I’m crying at the answer, which I know to be unknowable.”

“When people change, I’m disappointed they’re not who I remember them being. And when people don’t change, I’m disappointed they still are who they were. All people do is disappoint, and I do mean all people.”

“I had no direction until I merged into the left lane. Some people find God. I found my blinker.”

“I hate when people say primitive people didn’t even have running water. What do they call rivers?”

“Of all the pessimistic people, I am the most optimistic. I look forward to looking down on all the people looking up to me for answers from below.”

“I don’t encourage chaos to initiate a revolution. The only reason to revolt is because the people find the government revolting.”