“I always buckle up, even if I’m only walking across the parking lot.”

“Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench.”

“I’ll never go hungry, because I’m a pet owner and a meat eater. I used to own broccoli, but taking it for a walk in the park didn’t work out so well. 
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“I left Mermaid’s Bar and Grill about 2:00 am, and fishtailed out of the parking lot.”

“I won’t ever walk out on my woman, not even if she gives me Gatorade and says I’m good to go.”

“I heard my friend’s car wouldn’t start, so I mailed him a parking lot. I should be a politician.”

“In 50 years, I’m going to tell my grandchildren, “Back when I was growing up we didn’t have teleportation devices. We actually had to walk to school. In the snow. And shoes hadn’t even been invented yet.”