“I always leave the toilet seat up. It’s just easier to wash my hair that way.”
“Thou may leave the toilet seat up. But thou shalt not leave the toilet seat down and pee on it.”
“What do you see in him anyway?” “He doesn’t leave the toilet seat up.” I smiled bitterly”
“I'de luv to kiss ya but I just washed my hair.”
“I'd like ta kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.”
“ I'd like to kiss you, Darling, but I just washed my hair. ”