“I always wear size 14 boat shoes that are so old they could have been built by Noah.”
“Just because I wear a size 14 shoe does not mean I’ll take it off when I go to shake your hand.”
“How many birthdays can you fit in a shoebox? I guess that depends both on how old you are, and what size shoe you wear.”
“A boat is always safe in the harbor, but that's not what boats are built for.”
“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
“Even if the shoe fits, that doesn't mean I'm going to wear it; I don't want to wear somebody else's smelly old shoe. I'd rather go barefoot.”