“I am a caged lion living like a free-range lamb.”

“I’m a lion in my environment. But take me out of my cage, and I’m a lamb.”

“I have the heart of a lion, and the circulatory system of a lamb.”

“I am the melted cheese of desire. Please, feel free to double dip.”

“If writers write, then rangers range. And I’d like to wake up every morning and be a mother, so I could eat my own clothes.”

“I am an octopus on four wheels. What are my four free arms for? To better love you, of course.”

“As an animal lover, I don’t like zoos. I feel the only creatures that should be caged behind bars are politicians, lobbyists, and lawyers. And rapists, but I’ve already listed that three times.”