“I am a contraction. I am I’m.”

“I am my own clone. I’m not who I was yesterday, but then again I am.”

“I am the orangutan of love. OK, who am I kidding? I’m merely the love monkey.”

“I’m a logician. No matter how wrong I am, I can always convince myself I am right.”

“I am a tree, though I’m not a shady character. I’m like a tree in winter.”

“I’m half naked. The question is not, Am I getting dressed or undressed? the question is, Am I a half-noble savage, or a half-ignoble savage?”

“I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate.”