“I am a contraction. I am I’m.”
“Everything in me turns on and shuts down at the same time. I am weak and strong. I am terrified and brave. I am lost and found. I am here and gone. I’m afraid I’m going to stop breathing again.”
“I am my own clone. I’m not who I was yesterday, but then again I am.”
“I am the orangutan of love. OK, who am I kidding? I’m merely the love monkey.”
“I’m a logician. No matter how wrong I am, I can always convince myself I am right.”
“Is it possible I’m not as sexy as I think I am?”