“I am a slave to your love. Well, more like indentured servant.”

“When I see a poor person I think of me, and then I think, maybe I should pay my clones for all the work they do for me. Then I think, nah, they’re only slaves. Through my clones, I am a slave to myself.”

“When I write I am an avocado, and in a team sport setting, I am guacamole. And not to sour cream on your dreams, but with my love life, I am a nacho.”

“I am the chef of love. Let me utilize your oven.”

“I am the sunrise of sunsets, and I make love like noon at midnight.”

“When I jog it’s like a dancing dog. Well, it’s more of a foxtrot.”

“I’m the Director of Redundancy. I’m also the Director. I make love like I make love, and that is why I am the Director of Redundancy.”